We were a bad hallmark special crossed with a greek tragedy thrown against a romantic comedy suspense thriller after school special feminist coming of age story rock opera. Why can't women read maps? Oscar Ruiz Then a giant comes along and steps on one and starts screaming for us to clean up. I want to push forward and I want to pull this fucking car over and do something about all of the ways we are backward. One cannot talk about fairness when status quo is unfair. Those were her words, not mine.
Why are women like clouds? So, how can an enterprising caterpillar discourage the hordes? This is what they call a dirty thunderstorm, and it occurs whenever the ash plume from an erupting volcano generates enough static electricity, or whenever you finally hurl Sauron's accursed ring into the fires of Mount Doom. How do you feel about it? That visage is way more compelling than the crude scrawl of the happy face or the expressionless mask of Martian Andre the Giant up there. He called me, he apologized, he came to my court date.
It's an "infinity pool" that has a lip under the water level, and over the side is a sort of gutter that catches both the water that runs off the side and any drunken humans who drift over. What does fucking a woman and cooking an egg in the microwave have in common? Even knowing that it's not Photoshopped, it takes a few minutes to figure out what's going on in this photo from the Sports Illustrated archive. Stood back as they were replaced by lies. But it didn't die innocuously.
They are dying because they are old and didn't come from here. Why do women stop bleeding when entering menopause? It's the wave rock formation in Arizona, formed out of ancient sand dunes and creating that crazy depth perception-destroying optical illusion. What we're looking at here is a pixelated sculpture that an artist built using thousands of square stickers and aluminum and left on a train station to confuse the shit out of people. It reminds us a little bit of those Calvin and Hobbes strips where Calvin builds little sandcastle worlds to destroy.